Your SOAP is not the issue,
it's your filtration system.
Breaking Bad Season 4, Episode 3
"Number of days without
Amy's hair on the SOAP."
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 5
That was not 15th-century SOAP.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 2
who don't talk about work
like it's some kind of SOAP opera.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 19
...that the
SOAP was...
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 16